My names Lydia. I much prefer being called 'Mr Spandex', I don't think it'll catch on any time soon, mainly 'cause I've told no one to call it me.
I'm 22. The big TWO. TWO.
I have eyes, a nose and most other face bits we won off that nice guy in the sky.
I live in 'Lydia Land', it's a place where people hug you too hard, the foods crap and no one appreciates you, but I do get free waxing there. Rounds and swingabouts.